恕我直言，在座的各位都是沙雕💬 吹水/申诉群: @shadiaoooooo 🤖 投稿机器人: @tougaotest_bot🔇 未通过审核的稿件: @shadiao_refuse本频道仅供娱乐，不代表任何观点或立场，请勿对号入座；部分内容不保证真实性本频道消息均以 CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 协议发布，转载或分享请遵循该协议内容，转发请保留来源如您本人希望删除消息内的转发源 ID，请在 群组内 @ 或 PM 管理员😉 Have fun!https://shadiao.pages.devhttps://shadiao.pages.dev/posts/54035https://shadiao.pages.dev/posts/54035Sat, 25 Sep 2021 10:10:56 GMTfrom Posadasuan Posadas <br /><a href="/search/%23%E5%8D%B7">#卷</a> <a href="/search/%23%E6%AE%B5%E5%AD%90">#段子</a><a href="https://t.me/woshadiao/54035"> <div></div> <div> <div>908c61378ad0c463a8adbc9586b57eb6_1bd26c647868e9c92dd78545726c0b5469bd39e9.jpeg</div> <div>843.9 KB</div> </div> </a>https://shadiao.pages.dev/posts/50497https://shadiao.pages.dev/posts/50497Fri, 27 Aug 2021 08:49:33 GMT<video 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alt="#段子 #精品" loading="lazy" /> </div><a href="/search/%23%E6%AE%B5%E5%AD%90">#段子</a> <a href="/search/%23%E7%B2%BE%E5%93%81">#精品</a>https://shadiao.pages.dev/posts/45896https://shadiao.pages.dev/posts/45896Tue, 27 Jul 2021 01:20:26 GMT<div> <img src="/static/https://cdn5.telesco.pe/file/SQSG1tqDSJy5A0ocm9-_HTcHwiAtVOq-dV2udNV82FvRukAQFY-zbehCRSu4zm-8SU-U3Lfm1qpwrTC2ueo-UwFjTq9Ga1zOo8ko0KqgTNLEoM2MEmUlmFMwjg2GndVFcFzRYGHygCnNEmYvb5ueJ4C86EbqwzWlV8te3S8i0r8hy7ao0fqCyXVDlj9MNX9bkrjs4ZruA5BYl7hsYE6rG5qj8N-7eCyssu95_c4oArV3tmTZ08S8EDzP-bxZgoSZld5nXL1y4UsVPodrtO1--ZtL-g9RDBqquQGxoSdu3UAnddQ3UpvpLf6cEW7yHrC3vs8VT0A0KI_eV6DmAKlZ1w.jpg" alt="#精品 #段子#精品 #段子" loading="lazy" /> <img src="/static/https://cdn5.telesco.pe/file/GvqAGJ0ov5ClazIalu_rfGSNta_Z-hwnqWMwBPvew6zvRY9EhcAtg5CxDEkEYrEe2jjVg5WVUuEyfaIjKhxXgeMBGvVkowqgD4GtbY9nK6ii8wF7LEHzwT0BmbvfAfKcJy11R9t7YWTSoUOuh93FWUC-21cSCssNRPzH40DCi-w1GDXLrI-1QQ6ikLN62T02T2JSwSnMOWyexCwZy-6Xu54oAw-Y11QzE0sdVfcpxdsZliE9Mxq1qS79QQhACw4vgvOrJr3zsxtPUpIcftN5EGyASze8iFaQZZ6WBuHsKZnNqsWpDXeFi1H1IipQAStSjECBJd9qN6YbwOa1gejLGw.jpg" alt="#精品 #段子#精品 #段子" loading="lazy" /> </div><div><a href="/search/%23%E7%B2%BE%E5%93%81">#精品</a> <a href="/search/%23%E6%AE%B5%E5%AD%90">#段子</a></div>https://shadiao.pages.dev/posts/42855https://shadiao.pages.dev/posts/42855Thu, 01 Jul 2021 22:52:51 GMT<div> <img src="/static/https://cdn5.telesco.pe/file/MoHQ3_6wRtu9YYnNuUOw8R8CCu7M_y-tuGwbmzycOPBPSYosJF6LTbfv2dj5YtsU6jo-zHluJsQcEhPN7V2Ix9qwUpj5IF7M9YcPIBTRCtwr2TzUDky4Eo6ZcXtIgzRloTTks0XwaROMSGKDP3MS8NcNJ88SNc3bE1rfOW6wxMGy0XwlGCSMAe0VcgMNNhpP_3kSplrJxdKSUSFnLuvSX0B6fGAKQ3q5y06xLJC3BsjlrNcL67Sq_Txy2pD6Q-ROIIKVCRyk5X8ZZTqJrLSY_l-ZSzUcpPh9631vYGTKCVmlhgRHJzSjJuQVMiUa8oik-18E84GgXyOPZQE8P1vjGw.jpg" alt="#段子" loading="lazy" /> </div><a href="/search/%23%E6%AE%B5%E5%AD%90">#段子</a>https://shadiao.pages.dev/posts/27622https://shadiao.pages.dev/posts/27622Tue, 09 Mar 2021 15:02:50 GMT<div> <img src="/static/https://cdn5.telesco.pe/file/chiT1cVlOBFqFOeRh1L65ti7xlcfWA0KWtzPYQVj7Pk4dbqSySgFWHFSiOSeztOzNUnltngbq9hxzfNFfWGMQa01R_Bb4oF5Ia-XpHEWMnT_QdhjDtcb3wDBplXMYrwDjwzaMlXUY9EKaQZ5D4lJx4Z6d2mhNd6UFl1Qn4J37WFwQBn-bL1txjrxplkUF7XnYIJfB3vlcN7IQlFl6bNCnJDQDm-gbMaeu0Yi38n7M5RlI5zrB3yAv2Pfz_toCHzprrsQObhKeHhIG8ncwqFKTB6Rduo0-SrhEf25K_3maD9j3djNL5PAUS0q1qGuRq3tFhqHUupZFFWQvFU1msa_Eg.jpg" alt="#段子 #四川 #自贡 #沿滩 #自贡 #电瓶 #盗窃 #毒花生 #老鼠药 #批评教育【居民报案电瓶与有毒花生被偷盗 警方：嫌疑人已抓获，报案人谎称毒花生情节】 3月8日上午9时许，四川省自贡市沿滩区居民江某报案称：其停放在沿滩新城华煜·小时代住宅小区露天停车位的电瓶三轮车的电瓶被盗" loading="lazy" /> <img src="/static/https://cdn5.telesco.pe/file/gTS7ZjVMUrbUtQ6bvhsHAUDHgrrU9gYDVIMrNpi0njYBm7iLzmRIWb-aMpjzPJN_qE5cfF2jbqqw4ej3wgQP1LdpL5ffPER67iy6ZAo1y6R-LepUOMxs2PLOlIq2rRccW1V-RhTJScfz-e3102Uc02xpO6wsXg5ZM0m1a_GB6zg00vGpgLU6spUbYNIYoL4zcceLUc3VJsW5R26cEHI2NaoPhgIYxjz83Z8_XCbcCRiOEkqDqBfew3j0E_NVjRLK3b-7zBnK1MJCc1Ow0YghQgzrQNRaSM0LTurbx68CzY234M-UYBuG30U2eejuKmvHkhoWUmPEj_GBKwaoXuKM1g.jpg" alt="#段子 #四川 #自贡 #沿滩 #自贡 #电瓶 #盗窃 #毒花生 #老鼠药 #批评教育【居民报案电瓶与有毒花生被偷盗 警方：嫌疑人已抓获，报案人谎称毒花生情节】 3月8日上午9时许，四川省自贡市沿滩区居民江某报案称：其停放在沿滩新城华煜·小时代住宅小区露天停车位的电瓶三轮车的电瓶被盗" loading="lazy" /> </div><div><a href="/search/%23%E6%AE%B5%E5%AD%90">#段子</a> <a href="/search/%23%E5%9B%9B%E5%B7%9D">#四川</a> <a href="/search/%23%E8%87%AA%E8%B4%A1">#自贡</a> <a href="/search/%23%E6%B2%BF%E6%BB%A9">#沿滩</a> <a href="/search/%23%E8%87%AA%E8%B4%A1">#自贡</a> <a href="/search/%23%E7%94%B5%E7%93%B6">#电瓶</a> <a href="/search/%23%E7%9B%97%E7%AA%83">#盗窃</a> <a href="/search/%23%E6%AF%92%E8%8A%B1%E7%94%9F">#毒花生</a> <a href="/search/%23%E8%80%81%E9%BC%A0%E8%8D%AF">#老鼠药</a> <a href="/search/%23%E6%89%B9%E8%AF%84%E6%95%99%E8%82%B2">#批评教育</a><br /><br /><b>【居民报案电瓶与有毒花生被偷盗 警方：嫌疑人已抓获，报案人谎称毒花生情节】 <br /><br /></b>3月8日上午9时许，四川省自贡市沿滩区居民江某报案称：其停放在沿滩新城华煜·小时代住宅小区露天停车位的电瓶三轮车的电瓶被盗。报案人称，其在电瓶车坐垫下用于毒鼠的两小包（每包半斤左右）浸泡过老鼠药的有壳花生，也被一并盗走。<br /><br />当日晚11时，经全力开展侦破工作，己于许将犯罪嫌疑人张某（男，38岁，自贡市沿滩区人）抓获归案，被盗物品己全部追回。但嫌疑人实际只偷了电瓶，报案人谎称花生有毒这一情节，警方已对其批评教育。（<a href="https://weibo.com/5189399998/K5dPgfrpl" target="_blank">沿滩公安1</a>、<a href="https://weibo.com/5189399998/K5lRQA6zN" target="_blank">2</a>）（<a href="https://weibo.com/5044281310/K5oG91DXs" target="_blank">澎湃新闻</a>）</div>https://shadiao.pages.dev/posts/27123https://shadiao.pages.dev/posts/27123Fri, 05 Mar 2021 07:43:33 GMT<div> <img src="/static/https://cdn4.telesco.pe/file/AvBW3NVHWmudQY2pEPi_yHd0bWx78zP-GkzNsej9kJS2usXJ5YQEUxlu9XuJp77fxmiG7fFqbNEZeocf1VUyS33YYtXzackTuxurtam2zj5z9kWyDZETKMkf0CqqiZioAgTQCeQ3EOJRON1GimoqzmbG80Uj44ckf_RxHEXJ4pzikWRp9U3X0oLISpKXTWxFlOZ6RYS796z2CljNfvh4Rh4g02o1DeJLINlIC-9ump1HCKOchAPZuVwdzECqVpnvCTPyCUfIF6qHGP3T-hoZklEbV6OCTBHzkVNZIAUYIFraz3poKU_mfFYJ_Ey7dyBtC124A7-LHTGDDBkp37WEMA.jpg" alt="#段子 #纽约时报 #苏联笑话 #缅甸（纽约时报 @Twitter）（狄箐 @微博）" loading="lazy" /> </div><a href="/search/%23%E6%AE%B5%E5%AD%90">#段子</a> <a href="/search/%23%E7%BA%BD%E7%BA%A6%E6%97%B6%E6%8A%A5">#纽约时报</a> <a href="/search/%23%E8%8B%8F%E8%81%94%E7%AC%91%E8%AF%9D">#苏联笑话</a> <a href="/search/%23%E7%BC%85%E7%94%B8">#缅甸</a><br /><br />（<a href="https://twitter.com/nytchinese/status/1366697290920943619?s=19" target="_blank">纽约时报 @Twitter</a>）（<a href="https://weibo.com/3082079975/K4tn1g8UJ" target="_blank">狄箐 @微博</a>）https://shadiao.pages.dev/posts/26594https://shadiao.pages.dev/posts/26594Sun, 28 Feb 2021 07:04:50 GMT<div> <img src="/static/https://cdn5.telesco.pe/file/GXyACiGkdMubVRagdWCCXe_qeC20nD1yNNMXu7c6hGQyzu2anDwJ-jbsFgdTSDlk_eKu2sZ3FdGnlqteY50KVkpvPU1CSBnrAL-fRpsvk8mfeu_GpxmWbgH3dO9UchszYBCmcvM0fSEuTpd15zwngDbNKDu-uMGTs5qdxeK-ufMxg_C-qWbmnXI2O2tEfY6ASaQ6BzumhY_SgeM-qE6r1sIRu04x8OgQFY8g7xHsD1j9Umz92AwIxf0TQrih-SBTRPDIVK3TXNDaOxSxO7z0NmxxVrj_pfDgTcwD5ecZl4R-hcs37sKqDaN8fD6Qt4PXoMUELhh3KA7bDG3IdySPgg.jpg" alt="#Firefox #Mozilla #logo #火狐 #浏览器 #段子【Mozilla 强调 Firefox 的 logo 仍然包含小狐狸】过去几天一个广泛流传的 meme 宣称，Firefox 著名的红色小狐狸 logo 正被逐渐简化直至消失（图一）" loading="lazy" /> <img src="/static/https://cdn5.telesco.pe/file/XnI7EEDfJRL13qaVnFuG7zV3Iv5wBpkw_gQfyb0-OO1u_fXEizDBwfqx7Ntx2NQx9D5YSKMiRY6wnRlhJoa6dyCHxPliLQcQOJ31tzvIiCVRYGzd1X6kROLGVQI8fHll-PZAsorHYzYxpyqIFYJSSoDJcGREIVEVq0wXIznJ6znnIvMful7Uv3_F5yv8jiogClJMi8pyCUTitBu-k2N81l9mnfK6cXRQHqaoo8ugIL4GrwhO4Mv2gvM9Aqr6q2p4DTlPifXsGR8mryBItHDxIJmY24uJIw12dAdULwNvTB5WNkGy3gLte9ccOn8ekoqoF_NPTJfU7ivoVqvGYeuP4g.jpg" alt="#Firefox #Mozilla #logo #火狐 #浏览器 #段子【Mozilla 强调 Firefox 的 logo 仍然包含小狐狸】过去几天一个广泛流传的 meme 宣称，Firefox 著名的红色小狐狸 logo 正被逐渐简化直至消失（图一）" loading="lazy" /> </div><div><a href="/search/%23Firefox">#Firefox</a> <a href="/search/%23Mozilla">#Mozilla</a> <a href="/search/%23logo">#logo</a> <a href="/search/%23%E7%81%AB%E7%8B%90">#火狐</a> <a href="/search/%23%E6%B5%8F%E8%A7%88%E5%99%A8">#浏览器</a> <a href="/search/%23%E6%AE%B5%E5%AD%90">#段子</a><br /><br /><b>【Mozilla 强调 Firefox 的 logo 仍然包含小狐狸】<br /><br /></b>过去几天一个广泛流传的 meme 宣称，Firefox 著名的红色小狐狸 logo 正被逐渐简化直至消失（图一）。Mozilla 官方博客对此做出了回应，强调 Firefox 的 logo 将会始终包含小狐狸，他们没有消除狐狸的计划。<br /><br />作为反击这一 meme 行动的一部分，Mozilla 修改了 Firefox Nightly 的 logo，将著名的网络 meme 狗币中的柴犬图像与红色小狐狸 logo 整合在一起。如果你下载安装 Nightly 版本，你会看到狗狗在看着你（图2）。（<a href="https://www.solidot.org/story?sid=67051" target="_blank">Solidot</a>）（<a href="https://blog.mozilla.org/firefox/the-fox-is-still-in-the-firefox-logo/" target="_blank">Mozilla博客</a>）（<a href="https://www.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/nightly/firstrun/" target="_blank">Firefox</a>）（<a href="https://twitter.com/very_real_Luigi/status/1363133899723993089" target="_blank">Real Luigi <i><b>™</b></i> @Twitter</a>）</div>https://shadiao.pages.dev/posts/24571https://shadiao.pages.dev/posts/24571Sat, 13 Feb 2021 05:01:37 GMT<a href="/search/%23%E6%AE%B5%E5%AD%90">#段子</a> <a href="/search/%23%E6%98%A5%E6%99%9A">#春晚</a> <a href="/search/%23%E7%BE%8E%E8%AA%89%E5%BA%A6">#美誉度</a> <a href="/search/%23%E6%96%B0%E5%AA%92%E4%BD%93">#新媒体</a> <br /><br /><b>【人民日报：在新媒体端，春晚的总体美誉度达96.17%】<br /><br /></b>据统计，除夕当晚，全球170多个国家和地区的620多家媒体对春晚进行播出。通过电视、网络、社交媒体等多终端多渠道，跨媒体受众总规模达12.72亿人。其中，新媒体直点播用户规模7.34亿人。在新媒体端，春晚的总体美誉度达96.17%。<br />...<br />表现疫情防控中全国人民守望相助、共克时艰的小品《阳台》，再现了武汉解封时的动人画面。节目一经播出，话题“春晚重现武汉解封时刻”即登上微博热搜榜，“感动”“泪奔”成为评论热词。观众直呼“春晚最催泪的节目”“回忆起去年的日子，泪奔”“2021年我们一起走向胜利！明天会更好！”<br />...（<a href="http://m.news.cctv.com/2021/02/13/ARTI1NqginwveqxxiYcMrRPZ210213.shtml" target="_blank">央视新闻</a>）https://shadiao.pages.dev/posts/18595https://shadiao.pages.dev/posts/18595Fri, 08 Jan 2021 03:57:01 GMT<div> <img src="/static/https://cdn4.telesco.pe/file/S2dt-ajDV7fAYHJYVNOViXcw6SAMneNNCCkpnuUu8lOzmCHXTHQR02oWkpJVKhyhR9a1_zdFEg4dcOwRnPzXf2R4puiIjQVe6MkyK-LoiQ-Q1frbURvT-KNEEmrygyOP0PWMDF1qhosTdoBVVzPmCJJL5qyYQYMcZAp5Q3BLfv0he4JY1XM4HMsoEEIlpoX4LzOzOTSzECNpUIAQCCf2DAIrxpRs5atTn2_gyCfqIncoECxaWbiomadgZVMpSAa3Tt4opmQyrWEKav_0g7ainsh15ZrS_7ajJBurfnRIxVcJqVWyN3Jbt8u9_hKoTnwEr6L3dminUH7-so4SwlhVuw.jpg" alt="#段子 #战时状态 #苏联" loading="lazy" /> </div><a href="/search/%23%E6%AE%B5%E5%AD%90">#段子</a> <a href="/search/%23%E6%88%98%E6%97%B6%E7%8A%B6%E6%80%81">#战时状态</a> <a href="/search/%23%E8%8B%8F%E8%81%94">#苏联</a>https://shadiao.pages.dev/posts/7284https://shadiao.pages.dev/posts/7284Mon, 12 Oct 2020 02:27:15 GMT<a href="/search/%23%E7%89%B9%E6%9C%97%E6%99%AE">#特朗普</a> <a href="/search/%23%E5%85%8D%E7%96%AB">#免疫</a> <a href="/search/%23%E6%AE%B5%E5%AD%90">#段子</a><br /><br /><b>【特朗普：我对冠病免疫了】</b><br /><br />特朗普星期天（11日）在接受《<a 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